Lets play the game of blowing up,
The game of boom and bang,
With TNTs and Plastic bombs,
And rockets, guns and tanks.
Where Saddam sprays all his mustard gas,
And Kim Jong Il whips South Korea's ass,
While you and I sit by and drink,
Coffee with creme and ice..
When Osama knocks a building off,
Bush shoots missiles at caves and rock,
Hezbollah lets fly rockets off,
And Israel flattens them out...
Then Russia loses an atom bomb,
Filched away by some Nazi clown,
Who sold it to Ahmedinajad,
And next, there's no Israel..
The US blamed the Russkies,
Who pointed at the Chinese,
The Chinese blamed the Indians,
Who said, "Its the damn Pakis"...
The blame-game runs out of steam,
And UN starts investigating,
While the furious Israelis,
Blows up the Palestine.
Now that Jerusalem is all blown up,
There's no dispute to crib about,
Then Cuba discovers a lost missile,
From Ninteen Sixty-Two...
Now America's pissing her pants,
And Chavez and Co. shake Castro's hands,
And Florida becomes a No-Man's Land,
As the missile comes crashing down.
The raging US sinks the Cuban isle,
And points Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles,
At the Russkies and the China-men,
As we crunch on soda ice..
While Moscow goes up in flames,
The EU kicks out the Greeks,
And we brew more trouble,
And leak the role of the Nazi.
Now the Brits and the French decide,
To go for Ahmedinejad's hide,
They target Iran from satellites,
And all but one hit the mark.
But, where's that one among many?
Oops! That just landed west, in Germany.
And the Germans, in response,
Blast every nuclear reactor in France.
Now the US brings peace to Europe,
And hosts a friendly football cup,
In a neutral venue, thats Argentina,
Even Russia comes to play...
When everything seemed so calm and quiet,
And every cheering face beams with pride,
Korean North loses to the southern side,
And Kim Jong Il loses his mind.
The tyrant drops a mini-nuke on the ground,
And runs and hides in a Chinese town,
Now Argentina, with US drones,
Destroy numerous Chinese homes.
India sits alert, waiting for a Chinese attack,
The Pakis take over Kashmir behind their back,
Now India brings Karachi to the ground,
And is rewarded with terrorist strikes all around.
The game had gone on long enough,
And yet, the Australians are unaffected by the ruckus,
So you and I test our new hydrogen bombs,
And vaporize Sydney and Melbourne.
Now who is left,
What shall we do?
We are the winner,
And there's nothing else left to prove.
Not so fast there, folks,
Lets find life elsewhere in the universe,
And play the game once more.
